wilhelmbitches:

I have Internet. My browser is working. AIM, why you say I have no Internet?

disgruntled-dogmusher sent:

♠ , ❖ , ♙

Send me a ♠ for what my character thinks of yours in three words

Don’t grow up.

Send me a ❖ for my character’s personal thoughts about yours

[He wouldn’t say this to her face, but—] It pains me to think that you are an adult now and going out and experiencing the world without me to protect you. I am sometimes frightened about what might happen to you even though you are not likely to be conquered in this day and age. I am almost afraid that if you meet someone and fall in love, that you will forget about me and rely more and more on them. I am afraid that if you do that… that they might one day hurt you.

Send me a ♙ for what my character originally thought your character’s name was before learning their actual name, and why

He has no idea what her name might have been so he called her “child” for a while until he learned her actual name, at which point he felt terrible, but it was really because he didn’t have anything better to call her due to not knowing the languages of her people.

blauekornblume sent:

♙

Send me a ♙ for what my character originally thought your character’s name was before learning their actual name, and why

Brunhilde. She just seemed independent enough to warrant a strong, don’t-fuck-with-me name.

• Send me a ♠ for what my character thinks of yours in three words
• Send me a ♤ for what I think of YOU in three words
• Send me a ❖ for my character’s personal thoughts about yours
• Send me a ♣ for my characters thoughts during any general conversation between your and my character
• Send me a ♧ for my character’s reaction if your character were to express romantic interest in my character
• Send me a ♙ for what my character originally thought your character’s name was before learning their actual name, and why
• Send me a ♖ for a hastily written ‘good-bye’ letter from my character to yours
• Send me a ♔ for a word that I think sums up our character’s relationship
• Send me a ⊗ for my thoughts OOC on your character
• Send me a ▲ if you’ve ever wanted to talk to me, but have been too nervous to do so. (Now’s a good a time as any!)

(Источник: sundriedoranges)

amelrica:

I wanna touch a butt.

Someone get me a butt.

No.

ask-poland ответил(a) на ваш пост: Hej, Iwan, guess who’s back.

As you see. Quite good. My job is my job - it’s pain in the neck but I wouldn’t be able to do something different. And how have you been, Iwan?

I suppose as long as you are not having too much trouble then. Ah yes, I know how this is though—

[At least, if anything, they can agree that their jobs inevitably suck.]

Uh… I have actually been fairly alright overall.

Little things here and there are troublesome but those are easily taken care of.

(Источник: reblog-thisif)

miniaturekiwi ответил(a) на ваш пост: (( My inbox keeps flashing but there’s nothing…

((Mine keeps telling me there’s new posts on the dash when there isn’t.))

(( It’s doing that to me too, but it’s been doing the dash thing to me for ages. My inboxes are notorious for eating asks though, so I worry that it might be pulling crap like that again. ))

(( My inbox keeps flashing but there’s nothing there. Tumblr, please stop glitching. ))

disgruntled-dogmusher:

tsvjetok:

disgruntled-dogmusher:

tsvjetok:

… It was just for a buffer layer of protection on the off-chance of failure on my part—

[Either way, he locks the door behind her and proceeds to buzz around the house, locking every door and window.]

… Screw this thing. *hurls the damn thing off into the corner and ambles off to change*

[He tried. Oh well, at least she’ll be safe in his house, he thinks, sitting on the stairs with his shot-gun, though it’s unloaded.]

*She gives him a kiss through his hair before she heads to bed, calling that  a good enough bribe for her sentry*

[Bribes are unnecessary but appreciated. The guard services of the “Motherland” are without pay for her. He pats her shoulder before letting her go upstairs.]